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Me Workez on Stufforze

Thu May 7, 2009, 7:55 AM
Instead of explaining everything here again, I'll just hand out links to my Smiley Games Forum threads on the projects.

Some DB Project (Me playing with 3d and figuring out how 3d platformers tick):

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Gryph's Adventure (that fluffy project):

[link]

There, just check those out for how my game projects are coming along. I do have a third project, but that's hush hush and it isn't Blobby. I'm currently learning PHP 5 and MySQL, to see if they are up to the task I have planned.

Blobby is pretty much dead because of flash's horrible memory useage, after coding several blobs and getting the game moving, my PC was slowing the animations to a crawl. Which, given my PC is an amazing PC that can run Assassin's Creed full blast, with 2 GIGs of RAM and a dual core proccessor, basically kills our "casual gamer" audience. Until I can code a multiplatform vector graphics engine(which isn't likely as my Linux machine's harddrive/graphics/motherboard is all messed up), this game is pretty much left on paper. Bwahhh!!!!!!!!

So, with new resolve, and a new inspiration from 3D GORDO WITH CREEPY EYES, I have been coding a 3d platformer in Dark Basic instead. Or at least, what so far seems to be a 3d platformer. I don't know yet. Maybe he can fly. Maybe he won't even be in the game for fear of shocking everyone with copyright infringement. Maybe he is so awsome I'll just make a him exploring a giant version of him and refuse to model anything else for the game engine.

Or maybe I should really stop focusing on his amazing eyes and actually code the silly thing some more.

Gads, I scare myself sometimes with what I get obsessed with. But it's amazing all the same. I love being me. Well, except for the whole "out of a job and horribly depressed while only able to really get sleep when fully healthy because of contaminating the sleep apnea machine." Yes...that tends to be rather bothersome. But other then that...well, and this, and that, and that other thing.....hmm....bother.

For anyone who has a DS and reads this....GO GET ROCKET SLIME NOW! I was so depressed last night, and turned that game on again for the first time in ages, and like, was totally blown away by it's awsomeness and silliness despite having played it nearly 50 hours according to it's play clock. "Flying Fahitas, I'm all out of HP!", coming from one of those cactus things, just totally made me burst into laughter. Of course, the fact that I TOTALLY DECIMATED ALL 300 OF HIS TANK'S HP IN ONE VOLLY by stealing everything in his tank and carrying it over to my cannon while they wandered around in their tank trying to figure out where their ammo went is funny too. It's all bouncing along the bottom of the map in between the two tanks with the smiley slime pushing them along you silly goons.

But yes, you must play it. I only wish all Dragon Quest games were like this, instead of being so boring with the RPG stuff. It's so much more fun when you look at things like apples and goddess statues, and only think about how much damage they will do and how they will fly through the air, or how far they will be chucked when you toss them off your head.

Oh, and before I go, for anyone who played Elite Beat Agents, here's an amazing video:

[link]

And the mp3 can be gotten here:

[link]

And for lyrics, I've worked them all out and posted them. I would have linked to the post, but DA doesn't do the link properly when it ends with a =1023 or any other php driven stuff. So instead, I'm posting the entire thing in here.


Agents Lyrics

Well you're acing and you're aging,
and you're aching and you're airing,
and you're being and you're boying,
and you're doing and you're dying.

And you're reaking and you're eyeing,
and you're acting and you're adding,
and you're aiming and you're airing,
and you're entering a hype.

And you're arming and your awning,
and you're baking and you're bailing,
and you're banking and you're biting,
and you're boring and you're falling.

And you're falling of a wall,
in a ceiling on a ceiling,
and digging and digging and,
...sit tight.

She's eating what she's finding and growing.
She's hearing what she's imping and jousting.
She's napping while she's offing and pounding,
while stomping what she's toasting.

Booing at the people,
in the row above the first.
When you look into the spine,
you find a face that is the worst.

There's phone inside a cup,
inside a box on top of Steve.
And if you try to make some sense,
you eat a bowl of hairy cheese.

And when you look inside the wall
to find the insulation,
you find a pocket of hot air,
and forty little men named one.

And this hasn't been a
very very good trip at all.
In fact its almost over,
thank God for for Monte Hall.

Your phonebook is on top of a mountain.
I like to visit family and friends.
Let's go and watch a movie tomorrow.
Have you seen my new tv?

Face inside a fist,
inside a little piece of air,
and its a jam inside a face,
inside a plate of lumpy chair.

Albert rolling sideways
while he tries to say hello.
And a frog has eaten cockroach,
and a screw has fallen low.

Birds are eating haddock,
and i'd like to eat some too.
and um, have you eaten haddock?
It's pretty good for you.

I can see a bee and now,
I can see a bee and now,
I can see a bee and now,
I can see a bee and now...

We like to keep our shoelaces untied,
and sit on top of chairs with harsh bends.
I tried to build a cabbage from lettuce,
and now this song will end.



It's just complete nonsense, but so wonderfully more inspiring then the original song. Good music for programming Gordo.

  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: nothing
  • Reading: nothing
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: Rocket Slime
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nothing

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  • Favourite genre of music: Depends what I feel like. I want a music player that changes track based on the user's mood.
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